Spam
A letter to Spammers!
This is a request to stop harvesting my email address from the Who is and mailing your dam spam to my mailboxes, stop trying using every conceivable user name it won’t work as soon as I get one of your spam emails I change the email address. I know you have a so called “business” to run but any company that employs you WORMS to purposely annoy the HELL out of the common man with your advertisements. Believe me, I know what its like to be desperate for a buck, but there are other jobs.
I’m writing this to inform you that I do not appreciate your ads for any of the following: penis enlargement (don’t need it), sexual impotence (no problem there), mortgage refinancing (not required), breast enhancement (reduction would be nice), anti-depressants (Crown Royal does the trick), time-shares (can’t afford it), virus software (got plenty), company logos (could use one for Free), hosting (do my own) or a plea from some make-believe fortune wanting to deposit a million clams into my bank account (don’t believe in gambling or getting reach quick schemes. I do not want anything that you have to offer me.
Who the HELL do you think you are? For this, I sincerely hope you sons-a-bitches fall into a pit full of blood sucking leaches and then to remain stuck in some sort of purgatory-like limbo for the rest of eternity.
Ok, I’m getting too riled up here. I’ll sum this up with a simple sentence:
“Spammer Slime stop spamming”
